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5.2.11 MRG Headquarters confirms: couch forts proven 100% effective as monster barrier--not so much against little brothers and family dogs. New monster trapping methods slated to begin at MRG 10/31/2012. NEW SPECIES ALERT! A garage monster was discovered by Maizie Glenn, age 8, in San Diego, CA! Check back for more information. MRG Headquarters confirms: couch forts proven 100% effective as monster barrier--not so much against little brothers and family dogs. New monster trapping methods slated to begin at MRG 10/31/2011. NEW SPECIES ALERT! A garage monster was discovered by Maizie Glenn, age 8, in San Diego, CA! Check back for more information.

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